Best lines from ***puter games
Now, ***puter games aren't known for being paragons of wit. But the dialogue is sometimes clever or funny. So post your favorite lines from a ***puter/video game, and say what game it is from. Context helps a lot. I'll start with one from Freelancer
"Sure [I'll do the mission], so long as it doesn't involve getting shot at, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, bombed, jumping through windows, swarmed by strange alien fighters or ambushed by Nomad parasites." - Edison Trent ******* ******* ******* ******* gold ******* gold ******* money ******* items
